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[24 Oct 2006|04:32pm]

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HELP! [23 Oct 2006|06:56pm]


Nevermind, I fixed it. ^-^
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Bleh. [14 Oct 2006|03:38pm]
[ mood | Homicidal isn't a mood on LJ ]

I finally finished driving school today. I still don't want to drive any more than I did before.

Maybe I'll want to drive more once I finish my behind the wheel classes. Oh lord, I don't want to do those.

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:( [14 Oct 2006|08:44am]
[ mood | Poor Jon... ]

Jon is feeling sad because he's been left out in the party that's being held in my ipod. I NEED ANOTHER GIFTCARD.

Stephen and Conan are like "Hey, where's Jon? Hannah, why didn't you download him?" and I'm like "Because I don't have any money left!"

Yes, I often have conversations with people in my ipod.

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"If you squint your eyes they really don't look so bad"- Katie about the cheerleaders [14 Oct 2006|08:18am]
[ mood | bored ]

Sorry I didn't update yesterday; I was too busy wasting away in my room watching the Netflix I got yesterday.

Guess what happened between the last time I updated and now?

Absolutely nothing.

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I have a longer quote today. [10 Oct 2006|03:58pm]
[ mood | content ]

Katie: [talking about North Korea, nuclear bombs, etc]
Jane: I want a corn dog.
Katie: Hahaha, so when you think North Korean nuclear bombs you think corn dogs?
Jane: Exactly.

Aside from that, nothing really happened today. It's disgusting how much homework I don't have (especailly since I did my homework with my tutor).

Stephen Colbert was a $2000 answer on JEOPARDY! last night. It was funny because all Trebek had a chance to say was "On his 'report'" before I yelled "STEPHEN COLBERT!" (you have to understand that I shout out the answers even if I'm watching it by myself)(however, I usually only shout out the answers when I know it before he finishes reading the question; otherwise I just say it).

Speaking of stuff I saw on TV last night, Amy Sedaris is gonna be on this week's My Name is Earl. She basically looks just like Jerri Blank in it only with longer hair. I thought I was in the Twilight Zone when they said "On the next My Name is Earl..." and then I saw Jerri.

I think Syler, Hiro, Ando, Wyse, and that chick from The Faculty/i> are my favorite characters on Heroes. You know who I really don't like on that show? Pretty much everyone else.

Okay, that's it, bye bye.

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"Stephen Colbert reminds me of Bob Sagot"- Rachel [04 Oct 2006|03:55pm]
[ mood | blank ]

ANTM is on tonight. I really need to watch the one that I recorded.

I also need to watch the My Name is Earl and The Office that I recorded.

I really don't know why I even bother recording things because I never actually watch them.

I should probably go do my homework now.



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I think the way there isn't even a ringtone when you call 1-888-OOPS-JEW; there's just "SHOLOM!..." [30 Sep 2006|07:43am]
[ mood | sick ]

Feeling a bit better today. Last night, whenever I woke up from a dream to blow my nose, I'd go back to sleep and the same dream would continue exactly where it left off. It was really weird. After that I had a dream about Nazis blitzkrieg-ing (it didn't look right without the dash) Granada and then Katie and Greed almost died because they decided not to run for their lives. Actually, Katie might have been in the bathroom and Greed was one the who was just standing around... eh, it doesn't matter.

I'm trying to think of stuff I can do today aside from homework and watching the rest of Indecision '04 that doesn't require leaving the house (still sick, ya know). Any suggestions?

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"Mastering Rhetoric: The Art of Truthiness" [29 Sep 2006|08:53pm]
[ mood | sick ]

That's the actual title of a worksheet Rose's English teacher made.

I spent the entire time I was at home today watching Indecision '04. It was then when it occured to me that I'll be able to vote in the 2008 election. Yeah, I'm a little slow.

YOU GUYS HAVE TO CALL 1-888-OOPS-JEW BECAUSE IT IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER. However, the disclaimer voice really takes you out of it.

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"They'd make perfect Hot Topic models..."- Katie [28 Sep 2006|06:02pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

I don't really have anything in particular to update about. I'm just updating because it's weird when a day goes by and I don't.

Some of my vocabulary for ceramics virtually has no definition whatsoever. I made up half of it.

I'm getting sicj. ):

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SIGH. [25 Sep 2006|09:08am]
[ mood | bored ]


I just thought you all should know.

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Hey, did anyone know that part of the 118 is supposedly haunted? Go figure. [22 Sep 2006|07:37am]
[ mood | nervous ]

Today's the big day. Ugh.

I'm so thirsty you would not believe.

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I miss staying up late... [21 Sep 2006|09:33pm]
[ mood | content ]

Since I get to sleep in until 7am tomorrow, I'm going to stay up and watch Jon, Stephen, and possibly even Conan. I've almost forgotten the agonizing two hour window of nothing to do until TDS is on.

I'm downloading iTunes numero seven so I can download Conan in Finland on my ipod. I <3 that man.

This'll probably be my last entry with wisdon teeth. Since I said that, I know it's more than likely not going to be. Toodles!

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"It's a gummy orge"- Katie [20 Sep 2006|03:16pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Katie, I was with you with the whole idea of Stephen Colbert pulling a Conan O'Brien. However, I was on Yahoo! and they're saying that Hungary is trying to pull a Thailand! Geez Louise, people! Your prime ministers can't be that bad!

Oh well, if/when Stephen goes to Hungary this hopefully will be over.

Don't. Want. Oral. Surgery. D:

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"I give him six months. He hasn't got long now."- Katie [19 Sep 2006|06:42pm]
Haahaahaa, too bad no one knows what I'm talking about aside from Katie and me.

Aye. Avast. Shiver me timbers. Ye daft wench. Savvy? Arrr. Yarg. Can I stop now?

I got a SAT study book. XP

I don't want it to be Friday. I really don't.
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Imagine a world ruled by Ayumi Hamasaki... [17 Sep 2006|02:51pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Okay, so I'm watching this and I'm like "Hey, I found my Halloween costume!" and then after a while the video started to get all werid. It wasn't long till I realized that it deserved its own post.

My favorite part is when she becomes a facist dictator!Collapse )

By the way, make sure you watch it to the end because the last few seconds is the creepiest part.

I also found a place that is nothing but pictures of girls cosplaying fairies. You can laugh all you want, but I think the majority of them are pretty nifty. Here's the link (just go to the gallery).

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XD [17 Sep 2006|02:20pm]
Is it weird to say that I'd download the Hungarian national anthem onto my ipod if I knew how?

It's really quite lovely.

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It's almost 9am and I'm drinking a 7UP. What does that say about me? [17 Sep 2006|08:57am]
[ mood | blank <-- HAH! ]

I got the Strangers With Candy box set (or shall I say 'folder set'?) yesterday. My brothers seem to really like that show. However, they laughed more at stuff like people getting hit in the head with bowling balls and Shelly the turtle getting thrown out the window than they did at any of the verbal humor.

I was reading through the newspaper this morning and saw an ad for Pirates: Dinner Experience. I started giggling like whoa. I think only Katie knows what I mean.

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Hmm. [16 Sep 2006|03:47pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

So this lonelygirl15 character is getting all this publicity for starring in these fake podcasts on YouTube. I was reading about it in the Calendar Section this morning and was curious to see if they seemed real or if the people who watched them were just stupid.

Oh. Emm. Gee.

How did anyone for a second think that those were unscripted? Anyone who seriously watches/watched those weekly podcasts should be slapped. It kinda reminds me of that Go Ask Alice book.

Here's her YouTube profile if you wanna see for yourself.

That is all.

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No more, I promise. [16 Sep 2006|09:32am]
[ mood | chipper ]

I ordered some more stuff off of Sideshow Collectibles.

One thing I forgot to mention earlier is that my dad pulled out the Soviet uniform that he got from th USSR back in the seventies. It has gold buttons with the hammar and sicle on them. I just thought everyone should know.

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